Johnson emerges with a new pearl of wisdom: it's the church that has made children obese
The Guardian|November 27, 2024
For Johnson, the greatest crime is to be boring. For his words to go unreported. So he started ad-libbing to get their attention
John Grace
Johnson emerges with a new pearl of wisdom: it's the church that has made children obese

Where would we be without a mind like this? The genius that is Boris Johnson, who has done more for this country than all other politicians of his generation. Never mind that most of it has been for the worse. Let's not bother with inconvenient details. Instead let's focus on the greater truth. That in Johnson we have had a prime minister of startling insight. A man who has thought about the obesity crisis for all of 10 seconds and decided the blame lies with the Church of England. Even more unbelievably, it's an opinion for which he doesn't seem to have charged. He will be devastated when he realises he could have charged the Daily Mail £10K for it.

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