The other day I was looking through my front window, which faces our garage, when I saw plumes of thick smoke emerging from under the door. I threw my magazine down, knocked my cup of tea over in the process and raced out the front door and to the garage.
‘What is going on?’ I cried, heaving the door open. I was met with a man clad from head to toe in white leather, in white chunky boots, wearing glow-in-the-dark green glasses.
‘What the…’ I stammered.
For a split second, I wondered if an alien had landed in my garage. The man, eyes glowing, was surrounded by smoke and strange green light. Then I realised.
It was my husband, Cornel.
‘What on earth are you doing?’ I cried.
‘I thought the garage was on fire!’
‘Calm down!’ he said, through thesmoke, before explaining everything.
The green lights were lasers, he said and the ‘smoke’ was coming from a dry-ice machine.
‘Have you gone mad?’ I asked.
‘No, I’m the Laser Pianist,’ he replied.
You’re probably wondering what exactly this means and, believe me, I was baffled, too.
A BIT OF BACKGROUND
Cornel, 43, is a classically trained pianist. He plays at events like Royal Ascot, Wimbledon and private parties, and was the pianist on the Orient Express. He wears a top hat and tails to these seasonal events and spends the rest of the time at home in a woolly jumper and jeans. So why was he now standing here in white leather?
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