Daily Star - March 04, 2025

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March 04, 2025

THEY'RE TAKING THE PEE

Threat over sewage leak fines

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PARIS WEDDING WORRIES

PARIS Jackson is “terrified” of getting married.

1 min

Liz: Life is better with age

ACTRESS and model Liz Hurley reckons life “gets better” as she gets older.

1 min

Davina's bagged big gig

DAVINA McCall has landed her first role since major brain surgery.

1 min

Fwends help us all live longer

HAVING lots of friends is as important as diet and exercise for living a long and healthy life.

1 min

US bid to rule space

DONALD Trump wants to boss the world - and outer space too.

1 min

Ukraine still waiting for £2.5billion Chelsea cash

THE £2.5billion generated from the sale of Chelsea FC is “still locked up” despite it being committed to humanitarian aid in Ukraine.

1 min

Trump's 'had it' with Zel

PRESIDENT Trump attacked Volodymyr Zelensky for saying the end of the war with Russia “is still very, very far away”.

1 min

Garage backs his pal

NIGEL Garage has blamed Volodymyr Zelensky for starting the Oval Office bust-up on TV with the Orange Manbaby.

1 min

AI IS A SLAVE TO THE ALGORITHM

HUMANS will need to be paid to do nothing as bots take over all the work within the next year, says a top tech boffin.

1 min

Phones blocked in class

PUPILS will have to install a “blackout” app in the battle against smartphones in the classroom.

1 min

Tributes to star Dennis

FORMER Tottenham Hotspur and Watford midfielder Dennis Bond has died aged 77.

1 min

Bot of an easier life

THERE’S a lot of understandable fear about the rise of robots with the potential to kill us all.

1 min

Fatcats a disgrace

IF there is a company that takes the p*ss more than Thames Water, we’re yet to encounter it!

1 min

It's shrove choose day

MILLIONS of Brits will be tucking into yummy pancakes today to mark Shrove Tuesday.

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Gene's hounds are safe

AUTHORITIES claim the two dogs found at Gene Hackman's home after his mysterious death are well.

1 min

TV DAN: ALIENS ARE AMONG US

Soap star reckons we can't be alone

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Rocks hurtling to Earth

DOZENS of objects have almost hit Earth since a “city-killer” asteroid was spotted tumbling towards us by space boffins, it has emerged.

1 min

Fury at Chelle 'snub'.

FANS of tragic Michelle Trachtenberg hit back after she was left out of the Oscars In Memoriam montage.

1 min

Adam's casual vacancy

ADAM Sandler was mocked and then “stormed out” after turning up in a hoodie and shorts.

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MORG'S LOVE FOR PAL GENE

MORGAN Freeman left the Oscars audience in tears with an emotional tribute to friend Gene Hackman who died last week.

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SHOCKER AT THE OSCARS

THE Oscars proved to be a seismic event as the after-parties were rocked by a 3.9 magnitude earthquake.

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'Breathing failure' for sick Pope

FEARS for the Pope grew again last night after he suffered a double setback in his treatment for pneumonia.

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MIRROR BAN IN SCHOOL TOILETS

A SCHOOL has removed mirrors from its toilets claiming pupils are spending too much time grooming themselves.

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ROD IS STILL SO HOT

NIMBLE Sir Rod Stewart proves he's still got it while giving his all.

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ARE YOU FEELING BIT RUFF ROVER?

MILLIONS of dog owners are worried about their pets' mental health.

1 min

FROM CLASS TO ASS

THE Oscars is like a classic spaghetti western, where fashionistas suffer the Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

1 min

Rocket fan

AND the award for biggest gush-fest goes to... Chappell Roan and her mentor Sir Elton John.

1 min

Ma & girl now dad and lad.

A MOTHER and her 10-year-old daughter have transitioned to live as father and son.

1 min

'SINGING BUTLER' ARTIST JACK DIES

SCOTTISH artist Jack Vettriano has been found dead in his flat in France.

1 min

HUG? REID THE ROOM

SUSANNA Reid snubs a hug from Piers Morgan as he returns to Good Morning Britain.

1 min

Ready really is a wimp

MOTHERLAND star Paul Ready has admitted that he is a proper wimp in real life.

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JB puts faith in a new role

JLS star JB Gill has revealed that he would love to be a church minister.

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Gord's dough for 'Bake Off' show

GORDON Ramsay is launching a show to rival The Great British Bake Off.

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Tyson's Big One for son

TYSON Fury was spotted celebrating his youngest son's birthday with his family at a theme park.

1 min

Aces' pit bike sale

A MONKEY bike ridden by F1 champions Nigel Mansell and Ayrton Senna has sold for £22,425.

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PAIN IN DARTS

DARTS ace Martin Schindler suffered a scare during the UK Open when his arrow rebounded out of the board and got stuck in his foot.

1 min

Mr Numberplate

REG FAN COLLECTION WORTH THOUSAND5

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Killer bat plague 'poison'

“SOME kind of poisoning” may be to blame for a mystery new disease.

1 min

HUG A GOAT!

THE folk who run a herd of therapy goats is hunting for a new vehicle to keep their vital work going.

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Plastics a brain drainer

A SPOON’S worth of plastic pollution is inside everyone's brain.

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THE GREAT British flake off

BUSY Brits make plans knowing they will cancel nearer the time due to household chores, work or lack of energy.

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Finger's one the record

A YOUNG woman set a new world record for using just one finger to type out the tongue-twisting name of a Welsh village.

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Lay off On The Buses as it's still so funny

Re Wendy M text: In the 70s On the Buses was never thought of being Racist, Sexism or Homophobic but of course we didn’t all live in a STERILE not allowed to laugh anymore crack-pot Britain.

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Our PM needs to take stand like Zelensky

I cringed watching Starmer grovel and kiss up to Trump and JD Vance. The voters won't forget how he u-turned and agreed to send troops to Ukraine to appease the man baby. Well done Zelensky for standing your ground and showing Trump and his thugs that ur a leader who's got a pair of b***s. Maybe Starmer could borrow them from you? Gordon, Sunderland

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Naked wannabes must bare twists

REALITY show Dating Naked UK is getting a major revamp.

1 min

Blonde is now bland

MY girlfriend has stopped dyeing her hair peroxide blonde. It now looks mousy and bland. I’ve told her I don’t like it — it suggests she’s stopped bothering for me, but she won’t budge.

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Ex wants sex.. and more sex

MY ex-girlfriend is intent on having sex with as many men as possible.

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Lusting after a toy boy

I'VE developed feelings for a much younger man.

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Lovely hubby has turned into horror

I SHOULD never have married my husband.

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SMACK TO THE FUTURE

SAM PATTERSON took Danny Barlow's 0 and now he wants to add a few to his own bank account as he rises up the welterweight division.

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So Andy for Djok

ANDY MURRAY has flown out to California to work with Novak Djokovic at the Indian Wells Masters this week.

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Wilson's must-win

GARY WILSON is desperate to do some damage at this week's World Grand Prix to ensure his World Championship seeding.

1 min

BORTHWICK IN BEST SHAPE POSSIBLE

STEVE BORTHWICK’S bid for a best-ever finish in the Six Nations as England head coach has been boosted by a fitness thumbs-up for four of his main men.

1 min

Jim eyes Hundred

JIMMY ANDERSON has registered for this season's Hundred draft, signalling his intent to continue his unexpected lap of honour in domestic cricket.

1 min

TINKER SAILOR

ST HELENS star Tristan Sailor has made an instant impact in Super League - including coming up with trick plays which had aficionados scrambling for the rule book.

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MIKA BACKS LANDO'S HOPES OF GLORY

TWO-TIME McLaren title-winning hero Mika Hakkinen is \"absolutely\" convinced that Lando Norris will follow in his footsteps.

1 min

LUKE OUT FOR NO.1

Littler has eyes on Humphries' spot

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GUIMARAES DEFENDS SMASH GORDON

BRUNO GUIMARAES has pleaded with Newcastle fans not to scapegoat red card villain Anthony Gordon for the team's cup woe.

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SUPER SELS

SHOOT-OUT specialists Nottingham Forest booked a quarter-final at Brighton after another marathon last night.

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Parker in overdrive

BURNLEY boss Scott Parker has ordered his players to put their feet to the floor to bring Premier League football back to Turf Moor.

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OBI OMISSION MEANS MORE MISERY

MANCHESTER UNITED failed to register Chido Obi in their updated Europa League squad - meaning the teenage striker is ineligible to play in the competition.

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Telly in a Cup jam

TELEVISION bosses are facing a major fixture headache because of the FA Cup draw.

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Fury at Bassey abuse

FULHAM are “utterly appalled” by the racist and homophobic abuse received by Calvin Bassey after the penalty shoot-out FA Cup win at Manchester United on Sunday.

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Paulo heads for long ban

LYON boss Paulo Fonseca risks a seven-month ban after trying to headbutt a referee seeking to watch the VAR screen during a Ligue 1 clash.

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Kean to be back

FIORENTINA striker Moise Kean has been cleared to return to competitive action after recovering from a severe head injury.

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DUO EARN TOP MARCS FROM HAYEN

CLUB BRUGGE boss Nicky Hayen says Aston Villa present a stiffer challenge with Marco Asensio and Marcus Rashford in their ranks.

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Simeone has Real incentive

DIEGO SIMEONE has urged Atletico Madrid to make history by knocking Real Madrid out of the Champions League for the first time.

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BUMPS ON THE ROAD

Unai wants away daze cure

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WE NEED A LIFT

EVEN in carnival season, Mikel Arteta was in a very serious mood.

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Arsenal can't win big prizes blasts Perisic

IVAN PERISIC says PSV Eindhoven \"have a good chance\" of beating Arsenal because Mikel Arteta's men have yet to prove they can win major trophies.

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Time up for Delia

NORFOLK Holdings has completed its majority takeover of Norwich, with Delia Smith and her husband Michael Wynn-Jones no longer part of the club's board.

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Romero in shock call-up

TOTTENHAM defender Cristian Romero has been called up to Argentina's preliminary squad for their World Cup qualifying matches later in March - despite not playing competitively this year.

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TRICK EMERY

JOHN MCGINN let slip that Aston Villa boss Unai Emery has told his players not to believe what he says in public.

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The Daily Star is a British tabloid newspaper that was founded in 1978. It is known for its sensationalistic headlines and its coverage of celebrity news, gossip, and entertainment. The Daily Star is also known for its use of humour and its irreverent tone.

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* It's a tabloid newspaper that is known for its sensationalistic headlines and its coverage of celebrity news, gossip, and entertainment.
* It's a popular read for many people who enjoy its light-hearted approach to the news.

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