Those of you who know me (and if you don’t then I have to ask, “Where in the name of the nativity have you been all these years peoples?” Quick recap – Horse & Hound’s one-and-only equine blogger, celebrity ride to the stars and author of seven literary masterpieces) know I’m not a fan of this Kissmuss lark.
The concept of Kissmuss is great – loads of presents, snogging under mistle-hoof – however, there is a dark side. A sinister side. A side that allows humans to degrade us publicly in the name of “festive fun”.
One word people: antlers. They’re not cute, they’re a breach of my equine rights; I still have PTSD from my lady love singing, “There’s a moose loose about this hoose,” every time I walked past until March after the mothership insisted on a “festive photoshoot”.
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'Sorry, but I wasn't feeling it'
Fresh from the opening meet, Tessa Waugh hasn't quite yet been bitten by the hunting bug. Without the crisp autumnal air and cheek-pinching cold she hoped for, it's a sluggish start
New pair pull off a win
A former European Championships pony is on form with his new rider, while elsewhere former showjumpers and eventers take ribbons
Lording it over the rest
Horses who have returned from injury, a second generation homebred and a long format specialist score on the final weekend of the British season
Smith hits flying form
A \"her way or no way\" mare helps Zoe Smith to an impressive ribbon haul and a rider beats his own boss to the top spot
Jankorado hits the jackpot
Paul Sims is triumphant despite his interrupted jump-off preparation and a borrowed horse comes up trumps
Peanut
From \"dangerous, scary\" to hedge-hopping brilliance, hunting has been the making of this unstable but very lovable equine character
She's a corker
Communication, says long-standing and highly respected Belvoir master Lady Sarah McCorquodale, is the key to all, as Catherine Austen discovers
Access all areas Cavalier Centre
The Cavalier Centre is a fully accessible, state-of-the-art equestrian centre designed to improve lives through horse-based activities. Ellie May Forrester pays a visit
'Use it or lose it'
Not everyone wants to reach for the pipe and slippers at a certain age. Becky Murray speaks to some veteran horse-and-rider combos for their secrets of human and equine longevity
A new way forward
Worm control in horses is vital, but established methods will not remain effective for much longer. Tim Mair FRCVS explains why and how we need to change
