7 Ways To Beat The January Blues

It’s cold outside, so crank up the heat at home. Well, at least get it lukewarm!

- Faye M Smith

1 The only kind of head you need

The shower. A place to wash away the stresses of the day for many, and a well-established spunk bunker for others. ‘Ever got into the shower and thought, “That showerhead looks like a good time?”’ asks sex expert Farah Kabir, co-founder of Hanx condoms. ‘Amp up the pressure and play around with the temperature for some incredible solo time.’ Just wipe clean afterwards. With bleach.

2 Time to get wild

He might think being spontaneous is choosing different Lotto numbers, but for those January blues, you need him to unleash. Big time. You know, like whenever a new dinosaur is delivered in Jurassic Park. That big. ‘Sex is kinkier when it’s unexpected,’ says Farah. ‘If you’re in the kitchen, get sticky with warm honey.’ Not one for diabetics, but watch out for spillage. Or bears.