What Escorts Can Teach a Married Man

Apply the principles of paid-for sex to your marriage – and reap the rewards

- Bob Larkin

THERE’S AN OLD SAYING, “IF YOU treated your wife the way you treated your hooker, you’d have the world’s strongest marriage.” Haven’t heard that old chestnut? Then you probably haven’t talked to enough prostitutes. Yes, they say things like that – and they’re not kidding. They’ve got tales that’ll make you cringe, many of which involve some pretty freaky sexual requests. But many of their stories are shockingly... sweet. The way many hookers talk about their johns makes the relationship, such as it is, sound almost like a marriage – a happy one at that. Melody, an escort in Indianapolis, estimates that 90% of her clients are married. And while a man will certainly visit a prostitute for the chance to be with a naked woman who isn’t his wife, Brianna, a sex worker, says her job is “95% emotional labor and 5% sex.” And that labour is a two way street. Some married men try harder to please their prostitutes than they do the women they promised to love and honour as long as they both shall live. We asked 10 high-end escorts – women who earn more per hour than many doctors – for a few valuable pointers that’ll guarantee you’ll never have to leave cash on a strange nightstand.

SECRET 1

Always Ask for What You Want

When you pay for sex, there are no games. If you want something, you ask. “One guy wrote me a three-page letter explaining every detail about his fetish,” says Heather, from Orlando. There’s really not much mystery about what an escort will or won’t do. “It’s all there on my website,” Heather says. “No disgusting fetishes. No physical pain.”