About our expert: It’s the morning after. You’ve woken up next to a beautiful woman. You wish every morning was like this and you don’t want to put a foot wrong. Luckily, Nathalia is kindly on hand to offer you some very useful advice...
01 She asks what you’re doing today but you’re worried about sounding like a boring weirdo
“Try to surprise me by saying something that I’d never expect, like cave-diving or something odd. Every guy says he’s going to play football or he’s going to meet his friends for a beer. Tell me you’re going to a pottery class, that’ll make you stand out and I’ll think, ‘Wow there’s really something about this guy.’ Or, even better, tell me you want to hang out. Take me into the city and show me some really beautiful places.”
02 You can’t remember her name
“Nobody wants to hear that, but I guess it happens. Plus, if you were drunk enough to forget mine, there’s a good chance I was drunk enough to forget yours. Cover yourself by saying something like, ‘I was wondering what your name is again?’ And then when I tell you just say, ‘I meant your full name…’ You can style it out and say you’re going to add me on Facebook or something like that, which also solves my problem.”
03 She wakes up and realises your bedroom is an absolute bombsite
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