Cheaters Never Prosper!

So you want to cheat? Things you should know!

So, here I was sitting at the local coffee shop, halfway through this month’s article having received some rather entertaining readers’ questions when I spotted an overly frisky couple tucked away in the corner. Now, I absolutely LOVE people watching. Behavioural psychology and body language analysis is one of my most favourite things. From the obvious “look at me, look at me” attention grabbers to the subtle nuances of micro gestures that can precede speech. It’s great to watch courting rituals in public. I guess I am a self-confessed voyeur of sorts!

Now one doesn’t need to be an expert to work out what the female party was insinuating when she scooped some foam from her cup using TWO fingers, then sucked them clean in a manner that had me needing an immediate trouser shuffle to accommodate the latte grande brewing in my boxers!

I smiled, he drooled and she fellated her fingers. Good times…and with that I decided to ditch the article I was writing and talk about the dynamics of cheating instead. Do you blame me!?

Cheating, infidelity, being unfaithful. Word it how you will. Irrespective of the nature of your actions, be it a one night stand, long-term affair or convincing yourself that it’s just a “textual” exchange. The underlying truth is. You’ll have a lot to think about. Namely, getting caught!

Now I shall be very clear from the off. I’m not here to pass any sort of moral judgement. But I will attempt to provide some useful introspective.

So first we need to ask the ask the question. Why cheat?