Not every Christmas cracker joke has to make eaten far too many Brussels sprouts.
Actually giving us a chuckle amongst the cheese, UKTV channel Gold's annual festive competition has revealed it's top 20 best topical Christmas cracker gags - created by the British public and voted for by the British public.
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DAY THE ROOF CAVED IN AT IBROX
'Gerrard talked about fixing the roof while the sun was shining on day we lifted trophy but we didn't really do it... the players knew we weren't getting stronger... when Steven left standards got lower'
RORY WINS HIS 6th WITH A SEVE HEART
Mcllroy's tears as he equals legend
WE'LL NEED TO BE OZSOME
Townsend tells nine-try Scots to up their game for Aussies
Sunbeds were the done thing when I started tanning at 16
Nicola tells of health scare after decades of weekly trips to salons
TOWER BLOCKED
Royal Mail suspends deliveries over abuse to postie
TRUMP'S LOST HIS SPARKLER
He misses out in bid to buy £1.6m orange diamond
MSPs VOTE ON DOUBLE JOBS BAN
Bid to scupper Flynn dual role push
janec enjoy the A Wynne..and a loss
Opera star Evans' Towering performance ends in an exit
Dennis the Menace...& stasher
A GRANDAD has been buying the Beano nearly every week since he was a 10-year-old paperboy.
COL IS WAY WEALTHIER
COLEEN Rooney's rumoured £1.5million I'm a Celebrity fee will be small change compared to a mega pay day coming her way.
