And for once it wasn’t Simon Cowell. Titan the Robot, right, sang Cry Me
A River while spraying great fountains of water at the judges. Please bring him back for Ring Of Fire.
Poor Amanda was on her knees, cowering behind the desk, trying not to get soaked – a completely new experience for her, obviously.
Titan aped Attenborough, aimed Barbie Girl at Amanda and read the septic sewer that is David Walliams’ mind, claiming to see a “vision” of Cowell…
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Golden George
WILLIAMS HAS DROP OF MAGIC
CHALLY HO
Chute worth a punt in Irish Cesarewitch
REMAKE'S ONE ELLE OF A FLOP
70s sex flick's 'woke' reboot
HAM KEBABS
Club skewers rivals in snack scoffing league
'GEDDON AN IDEA
Film inspires nukes plan
Form a Q for MI6's Bond role
SPIES NEED BOFFIN
MEND YER LANGUAGE
Buyers not lovin' gaffe
Bus advice boardering on absurd
NUTS SAFETY TIPS
Fish and chips..and pineapple
GEORDIES GET FRUITY
Strictly is chest not fair
BOOB SHRINK FURY