Hell, what was the worst that could happen? Who cares if everyone thinks you're an incompetent dweeb who wasn't that bothered if people lived or died? Right now, his priority was surviving in Downing Street until Christmas. Something that was by no means guaranteed.
There were a few heckles on his way in - so much more polite than the slavering Mark Francois on College Green - but Rish! could zone out the background noise.
He had far too much to remember.
Principally, he had to remember precisely what he had been briefed to forget. For it was to turn out that, like Boris Johnson before him, the lasting effect of the Covid pandemic had been near-total amnesia. Time and again, Rish! would scratch his head and look blank. It wasn't just the past that was another country. It was also the truth.
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