Politics. Who wants that eh? I for one am fed up with having the right to choose our next leader. I wish it was easier, that we had someone who was just in charge forever with nobody to challenge them. Someone who could get rid of all of our current problems and rule whichever country they wish with wisdom, power and absolute joyful chaos. I have made a small list of videogame royals I think would do a better job of leading us than what we currently have.
The King Of All Cosmos
From the Katamari games, my first choice is The King Of All Cosmos. This celestial being is famous for playing tennis so well that he created a black hole that then destroyed most of our galaxy. Would you not want a leader who is also very good at tennis? End of the world? Don’t worry about that. The King Of All Cosmos will send his son, The Prince to sort everything out.
What makes The King a truly great leader is his absolute disdain for failure. The King is loving but he is also very no-nonsense.
Anybody who fails our new lord and master would be at first scolded and insulted in a very personal manner. If they were to fail again however they would feel the wrath of The King and his almighty laser eyes. Other punishments would be turning his more useless subjects into a literal punching bag or shrinking them and placing them on a pool table, as they attempt to avoid the balls being launched in their direction.
Our King is indeed a loving father and joyful presence and that’s exactly what we need in a ruler. Just be careful and be sure to always compliment him. He likes that.
Noctis Lucis Caelum
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