JOE'S TOOTS TURN TOXIC!

Jill's fuming as Queen Camilla makes Biden butt of jokes

FIRST LADY Jill Biden is breathing a sigh of relief because she didn’t have to meet Queen Camilla during hubby Joe’s recent trip to Europe because the top gals secretly despise each other, according to insiders who tattle a fart is behind the big stink!

The first lady got a break when she didn’t accompany Joe to England for his first formal visit with the newly crowned King Charles to talk about climate-saving practices and initiatives at Windsor Castle some weeks back.

“Jill was spared an unpleasant run-in with Camilla,” an insider says.

And that’s fine with both iron-willed gals, say sources, who snitch that behind closed doors, Jill, 72, thinks Camilla, 76, is an “old cow” while the queen thinks the president’s wife is “snippy and unremarkable.”

Incredibly, the root of their bad blood is a foul fanny toot!