SCIENTISTS PROBE LIFE ON URANUS!

ALL tasteless jokes aside, scientists say they’ve cracked the mystery of the possibility of life on Uranus!

The “bizarre” finding that there may be alien forms surviving amid the icy, windy conditions on one of the 28 small moons orbiting the seventh planet from the sun has sent the world of astronomy spinning.

Scientists from Johns Hopkins and the University of North Dakota are no longer the butt of jokes now that their probe has uncovered enough natural resources, including water beneath the surface, to support alien life on Miranda — the tiniest of the planet’s moons.