BIDEN WISHES ON THE STARS!

LAME lovebirds Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are winging their way to divorce court after less than two years of marriage, according to spies who say the two are looking scrawny and wrecked because their toxic union is making them sick! 

ESPERATE Joe Biden is frantically pleading with his Tinseltown pals to use their popularity to boost his sagging presidential campaign as polls indicate he continues to fall behind Donald Trump in key battleground states, say sources.

White House requests for Hollywood heroes to rescue Biden’s campaign are said to be both widespread and increasingly urgent.

“There doesn’t seem to be a left-leaning star in town who hasn’t been approached,” blabs one showbiz insider. “Joe knows his back is against the wall. He needs help raising money and rallying voters in any manner he can.”

Sources claim Biden’s pleas for assistance have been rewarded with support from some of the biggest names in the industry.