STRANGER THINGS!

PENTAGON TELLS CONGRESS UFO INCIDENTS ARE HYSTERICAL BUNK

UNCLE SAM is sweeping the existence of alien life under the rug in a shocking cover-up, critics charge — as a top bureaucrat has boldly claimed none of the hundreds of mysterious UFOs detected by the military over the last 27 years are extraterrestrial in origin!

Dr. Sean Kirkpatrick, director of the Pentagon’s All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office, recently denied ETs visited Earth in bombshell testimony before the Senate Armed Services Committee.

Kirkpatrick announced there was “no credible evidence” of “extraterrestrial activity, off-world technology or objects that defy the known laws of physics.”

But Dr. Don Donderi, author of Truth, Lies and ETs: How We Stumbled Into the Universe, tells The National ENQUIRER, “I think the Pentagon is feeding the public a heap of garbage!”

Kirkpatrick claimed the vast majority of strange sightings can be chalked up to “readily explainable” phenomena such as shadows, balloons or sensor misreadings. The Pentagon paper pusher also insisted only a “very small percentage” of reports about unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP) — the government’s preferred term for UFOs — display signatures that could “reasonably be described as anomalous.”

However, some call Kirkpatrick’s testimony contradictory given it accompanied video captured by an MQ-9 Reaper drone that shows an orb-shaped object suspiciously darting over Iraq on July 12, 2022.

Kirkpatrick did concede that UAP was “an unresolved case.”