This is about you. Are you O.K.? You see, I can tell when students' parents do their homework for them. Please, it's so obvious!
There's no way that Billy, a seven-year-old, chose "Chicken Soup for the Depressed Man's Soul" for his book report, when let's be honesthe's kind of dumb. I mean, the boy doesn't understand the concept of cows. He keeps calling them "bad dogs." Look, there's been a noticeable decline in Billy's homework over the past few months, which leads me to believe there's some trouble at home.
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AMERICAN REFRAINS
“Hold On to Me Darling,” Our Town,” and Sump’n Like Wings.”
GIG ECONOMY
The decline of the working musician.
CITY OF GOD
The Met’ revelatory show on Siena.
POP CULTURE
How dirty soda became a Utah delicacy.
CLOSED CHAMBERS
What can memoirs by Supreme Court Justices teach us?
BUCKS WITHOUT BORDERS
In the geography of the rich and mobile, sovereignty is for sale.
WAR DOGS
The facility lies two miles away from the main terminals but within the grounds of the airport, at the end of a service road that skirts a pond where geese flock during their migrations.
PURCHASING POWER
What do the biggest donors to Donald Trump's campaign expect to get in return?
PIVOTAL, SEMINAL, RARE
He built an empire in high-end books. Then a rock star pressed charges.
FOREIGN INFLUENCERS
How the U.S.government decides when to alert the public about election meddling.
