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On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. That modern adage about online anonymity is from 1993, from a New Yorker magazine cartoon, a fact easily discovered online.
Contrary to the anonymity promised in that crack then, to potential employers and clients, your past is just a search away. Your mom posted a pic of you as a toddler, wailing in diapers - they can see it. You got wasted that one time after seeing Justin Bieber in concert - baby, baby, ohhh. They can see it too. You gave the MG Road KFC a two-star review because they were not open at 4am - they see exactly how unfair you can be. Social media managers and brand founders tell you which digital red flags to avoid, and how to clean up your presence online.
First, google yourself.
Millennials used to call it Ego Surfing. Now it's a way to track what's up for judgement. "Try a few variations-add your middle name, past usernames, or even past job titles and cities," says Aastha Duggal, freelance social media manager. "Don't forget to check Google Images and Videos tabs. It will reveal the content that doesn't appear on the main page."
Open the archive.
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Give the bad guys a break
Some were third wheeling. Some were just doing their job. Hit replay.
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Waving the matic wand
Mercedes knows how to make a customer happy, both in the driver's seat and at the back. The new E 450 is all class, all power, all business-for an all-consuming price
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Give milk a kiss and a curdle
The world is now realising what India has long known: Milk is healthy, boiling kills germs, cheese is safe. Forget fanatics and fads. Just listen to your body and palate
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Turn on the switch
Make space on your beauty counter! Here's our expert-approved list of the best makeup, skincare and haircare dupes in the business
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No roses, just romance
Had enough of Valentine's Day cliches? How about honouring real love, every day, with a million little gestures that matter?
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Keeping the romance alive
No heart feelings. David Nicholls says that all love stories are actually about loneliness. One Day gave us hope. His new novel, You Are Here, gives us more
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Wait. Have we met before?
When OG holiday hotspots get too crowded, switch to a destination dupe. These places offer a similar vibe, and are often cheaper too
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Happily never after
Viewers were basically robbed when these fan-fav characters didn't end up together. These 10 almost pairings hurt the most
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No love in this triangle
Work, socialise, sleep. It's getting impossible to even do the three basics. Why is the bare minimum so out of reach these days?
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Catching up with Kochi
The city is Christian and Hindu, laidback and booming, traditional and global. That mix reflects both in its old flavours and new food businesses too