Tears seeped through the onion's flaky skin as it sat in misery before Herr Heidegger. "I just cannot seem to find myself!" the wretched root cried out.
"What is it you wish to find?" Heidegger gently asked.
"The purpose of life!" whispered the vegetable.
"And where have you been looking?"
"Well, I've been peeling back the layers over the years..." "And?"
"Layer after layer..."
"I see..."
"...After layer. After layer!"
"And?"
"And I found..."
"Yes?"
"I found..."
"Say it!"
The onion was in desolation on the couch, overcome at last by the deep sobs which shook his peeling bulb, a picture of ontic-centered misery: “Nothing! I found nothing!” he declared. “Herr Onion,” Heidegger replied. “You have discovered an incredible truth!” “What do you mean?”
“You ARE nothing – that is the truth. You have peeled your self to the core and found no thing there. It is the greatest and hardest of truths , to discover our own fallenness and emptiness as ontic-roots. As individual bulbs, we are all quite meaningless.”
“Where then is meaning?”
“You must throw yourself, Herr Onion, into the finest pot of soup you can find. As an onion-in-the-soup, you will discover your true identity. As you care for the soup, as you fill the entire pot with the flavor of onion-ness, you will experience an incredible authenticity.”
“But… but… I just want to be me!”
“Ah, but it is in-the-soup, Herr Onion, that you will become your truest self. Out-of-the-soup you are an angst-riddled, wretched little root, of no value or purpose – an ontic-oddity.”
“But… but… the knife! The boiling water!”
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The Two Dennises
Hannah Mortimer observes a close encounter of the same kind.
Heraclitus (c.500 BC)
Harry Keith lets flow a stream of ideas about permanence and change.
Does the Cosmos Have a Purpose?
Raymond Tallis argues intently against universal intention.
Is Driving Fossil-Fuelled Cars Immoral?
Rufus Duits asks when we can justify driving our carbon contributors.
Abelard & Carneades Yes & No
Frank Breslin says 'yes and no' to presenting both sides of an argument.
Frankl & Sartre in Search of Meaning
Georgia Arkell compares logotherapy and atheistic existentialism.
Luce Irigaray
Luce Irigaray, now ninety-two years old, was, among many other things, one of the most impactful feminists of the 1970s liberation movements - before she was marginalised, then ostracised, from the francophone intellectual sphere.
Significance
Ruben David Azevedo tells us why, in a limitless universe, we’re not insignificant.
The Present Is Not All There Is To Happiness
Rob Glacier says don’t just live in the now.
Philosophers Exploring The Good Life
Jim Mepham quests with philosophers to discover what makes a life good.