CELEBRITY TREASURE ISLAND TVNZ 2, 7.30pm, Monday to Wednesday from September 18; TVNZ+
It's been shot in Fiji. It's been shot in Tonga. It hasn't been shot in Samoa, possibly because the guy who actually wrote Treasure Island is buried there and the sound of him spinning in his mountain grave would ruin the shot.
But now, after Covid-era shows on a bleak and windy Northland beach, Celebrity Treasure Island is back on an island. As the publicity says, it's on the island of "Te Wai Pounamu". Yes, the biggest, highest, most telegenic and second-most populated of the isles of Aotearoa.
Te Wai Pounamu residents have long welcomed screen productions for the income and tourism marketing it brings to their remote paradise. And, of course, our television programmes have long been popular there.
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First-world problem
Harrowing tales of migrants attempting to enter the US highlight the political failure to fully tackle the problem.
Applying intelligence to AI
I call it the 'Terminator Effect', based on the premise that thinking machines took over the world.
Nazism rears its head
Smirky Höcke, with his penchant for waving with a suspiciously straight elbow and an open palm, won't get to be boss of either state.
Staying ahead of the game
Will the brave new world of bipartisanship that seems to be on offer with an Infrastructure Commission come to fruition?
Grasping the nettle
Broccoli is horrible. It smells, when being cooked, like cat pee.
Hangry? Eat breakfast
People who don't break their fast first thing in the morning report the least life satisfaction.
Chemical reaction
Nitrates in processed meats are well known to cause harm, but consumed from plant sources, their effect is quite different.
Me and my guitar
Australian guitarist Karin Schaupp sticks to the familiar for her Dunedin concerts.
Time is on my side
Age does not weary some of our much-loved musicians but what keeps them on the road?
The kids are not alright
Nuanced account details how China's blessed generation has been replaced by one consumed by fear and hopelessness.