Souness looks great for 70.. but his teeth, nose & hair are only 15

I'VE always been a huge fan of the Scotland, Liverpool and Rangers legend Graeme Souness and he was actually the co-star of one of the first ever jokes I wrote as a newspaper columnist, way back in 1991.

- TAM COWAN

On the back of reports the then Gers boss had booked into a private clinic for a nose-job, I suggested the he was having Chick Young's nose removed from his a***.

I've had the pleasure of working a few times with one of football's alltime greats and I'll tell you what, when Souness is doing a Q&A, you can literally hear a pin drop.

I was back on duty with Graeme on Sunday night at a bash for Downfield Juniors FC in Dundee and the now former Sky Sports pundit (a crazy decision as he's the best in the business) looks AMAZING for 70.

Although, in fairness, his teeth, nose and hair are only 15.