The only time a politician tells the truth is when they call another a liar.
And in recent years we ended up being run by one of the greatest bulls***ters of all time.
It seemed to me the only time Boris “Bozo” Johnson wasn’t lying, ironically, was when he was lying down asleep.
So we all hoped caretaker PM Rishi Sunak would be a little more honest.
Turns out he’s gone one better than even his former boss. At least Boris only ever lied to cover his own back.
Rishi now seems to be fibbing about fixing things that never even existed.
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Golden George
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CHALLY HO
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HAM KEBABS
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'GEDDON AN IDEA
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Form a Q for MI6's Bond role
SPIES NEED BOFFIN
MEND YER LANGUAGE
Buyers not lovin' gaffe
Bus advice boardering on absurd
NUTS SAFETY TIPS
Fish and chips..and pineapple
GEORDIES GET FRUITY
Strictly is chest not fair
BOOB SHRINK FURY