Get'em send off

OLDEST MALE STRIPPER MIKE BOOKED FOR GIG AT WOMAN'S FUNERAL

- DOUGLAS WHITBREAD

BRITAIN'S oldest working male stripper was once asked to bare all next to a dead body.

In 38 years in the business, Mike Stratton has also needed a tetanus jab after being bitten on the bum... and was hired by Russian gangsters.

But he has no plans on packing it in at 55 years old.

Mike said: "These days, when my agent phones me up and says 'Do you want to do this birthday gram?' I'll ask 'How old is she?'