MANCHESTER United bosses are looking for a handyman to build flatpack furniture for its pampered stars.
Applicants must be able to turn their hand to carpentry, electrical jobs, install washing machines, and even do runs to the local tip.
The “player support property technician” will also be on call for home emergencies, like fixing burst pipes for the Premier League stars.
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TAMING A MONSTER
Ruben told by Ruud he will be stunned at club's huge appeal
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BENT WARDERS ON 'INSIDE JOB'
Gangs sneak crims into jails
BLING AND BYE!
Families want pimped-out plots to remember their loved ones
I'm twisting Hollywood's melons man
BEZ FLICK 'SNOW WHITE WITH ZOMBIES'
CHICKEN & EGG RIDDLE IS CRACKED
Boffs: Hens came second
FOOLIN' BAN AT £550 FAN FEST
Strict rules for TV sitcom gathering
Stay-inn boozers drub pub
HOME BARS SURGE
NO FUN HOUSE..
Pat: Show too risky now
