Luna-Tiks taking over the asylum

I'VE always hated those chuggers who infest the high street.

You know, the student-type charity muggers who ambush you with their clipboards and tins while you're trying to mind your own business.

You'll keep your head down, but they'll sidle up and bully you to sign up to give £100 a month to adopt some hungry giraffe in a country you've never heard of.

Chugger off!

I'm all for raising money for charity, but I don't need to be lassoed like some stray bull as I'm heading to Greggs for a pasty.