A kids’ book based on finding our part-time PM would be a bestseller.
He certainly hasn’t been in the country he is supposed to be running.
Last week he was having a jolly old time on holiday in Greece – his second break in as many weeks.
He had just got back from relaxing in Slovenia at a mountain resort offering “healing energies”.
Silly old voters may have expected Bozo to try to heal some of the many issues blighting the UK right now.
Don’t be daft – Captain clown shoes flew straight out to see his pal Volodymyr Zelenskyy in Kyiv, inset.
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Howe Kud go in with Mo bid
NEWCASTLE want to compete with Arsenal and Liverpool for £90 million-rated West Ham winger Mohammed Kudus.
Jule tidings
LOPETEGUI UP FOR CHERRIES BATTLE
Oli twist
GLASNER: POINTS MEAN PRIZES
TAYLOR'S SWIFT
Sub Jack wastes no time in grabbing winner
ETIHAD IT? NEVER!
I've no regrets signing my deal I'll stay until the job is done, When we come back it'll be 'Wow'
Phelan's ready to rescue Rooney
MIKE PHELAN couldn’t resist the call from a stricken Plymouth boss Wayne Rooney to join him in the Championship jungle.
Potts loving every sec of chances
MATTHEW POTTS experienced a feeling of “pure elation” when he grabbed the wicket that may have changed the course of England’s third Test against New Zealand.
ALLY PALLY
Two Lukes won't be scrapping like Ali
Hidden Gem
DEUTSCH BANKS PRIZE
PLUMP UP HITS FOR HEFTY HENS
Chill-out tunes get chicks fat
