Boff: Beat beer bellies in 5 days

BLOKES with beer bellies could go from fat to flat in five days, a diet promises.

- STIAN ALEXANDER

A poll suggests that around 9million men – 33% of the total number in the UK – have a paunch.

But the diet promises each of them a “significantly flatter tummy” in under a week.

Fatty foods like bacon, sausages, steak, and chips are to be avoided and calories should be restricted to 800-a-day, rather than the recommended 2,500.