I PULLED back my curtains this week and thought I saw David Jason lying on the lawn.
After a closer inspection it was just a touch of frost.
I spent some of the week in Scotland where I learned they have different seasons. In England we have SAWS Summer, Autumn, Winter and Spring.
Whereas over the border they SAWS Soon to be Winter, Almost Winter, Winter and Still Winter. Froze me baws off.
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FLY MO'S A CURT ABOVE
Salah and Jones pull leaders clear
IT'S ERL GONE PEAR SHAPED
Haaland's pen howler sums up City season
FIRE IN HIS 'NELLI
Mik backs hungry Gab to grab his big chance
GRANDADDY COOL
Luke out! White is expert in taking down Littler
BAN THE MAN
O'Brien's the Kempton King while Hendo's Hill is back
COUNTRY WALKS BEAT LONELINESS
Jules & army of pals raise cash for heroes
Space boff launches a rocket pan
COOKING GETS FIREPOWER BOOST
I SING WHEN I'M BINNING
Madcap busker's dirty habit
10FT TALL ALIENS GUARD OUR CITY
E.T.'s sea base `shielding locals from hurricane
Trampling victim's killer cow warning
HEADBUTT ATTACK BY VICIOUS CATTLE