I HATE driving because I never know where I'm going.
Last week, I was driving absentmindedly and my wife suddenly said: "Hey, you missed a right!" I said: "Thanks babe.
You Mrs Right!" This morning, I accidentally changed the voice on my GPS to a male one. Now it just says: "It's around here somewhere.
Keep driving." I was heading to a funeral and I felt uncomfortable pulling into the cemetery.
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'We DO know what we're doing'
STOKES BACKS BETHELL CALL
ALL CHANGE
Dragons boss Steve's swoop for top stars
NO.. YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE
Masters of bad gift bluff
TICKET LOUTS
Private firms hand out 41,000 a day
Snitch-board!
PHONE MESSAGE APP WILL GRASS ON YOU
Alan could be the one for Tu
'DEAD CUTE COUPLE' PAL CALL
Oh snowballs!
BIG FREEZE AFTER STORM BERT HELL
TIME FOR WALKIES DUCHESS
Dramas inspire names
BOFFS: GIVE YOUR KIDDIE A LEGO LIP
Playing at school can build techies to power Britain
Don't go for swim in rivers
SEWAGE IN HOTSPOTS MORE THAN DOUBLE
