THE odds on Michelle Obama being the next US president are tumbling after the world's only asparagus fortune teller predicted she will win.
Jemima Packington, nicknamed Mystic Veg, conjures her prophecies by flinging spears on the floor to see what shapes they make. The "asparamancer" says her crop clearly shows neither Donald Trump nor Kamala Harris will win the race for the White House November.
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