IT was my wedding anniversary this week so as a surprise I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees.
It turns out it wasn’t the Apple Watch she was expecting.
She’d been dropping lots of gift hints actually and she mentioned she really wanted something shiny that goes from 0-100 in seconds. So I bought her some kitchen scales.
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RUBEN'S SO REVVED UP
United triumphs and tragedy inspire Amorim
RED ROSES CAN FINALLY BLOOM
JAMIE GEORGE has told his England side to get ready for sporting war in today's grudge clash with South Africa.
ROZNER'S ROARING
FRANCE'S Antoine Rozner claimed the halfway lead in the DP World Tour Championship after Rory Mcllroy failed to build on a flying start in Dubai.
LAND A HAYE MAKER
Billam-Smith's out to unify division just like David did
DOOM MONGERS TO DIE YOUNGER
Cynical approach unhealthy
TV Jamie gets egg on his face
'PATRONISING' BOIL GUIDE BLASTED
SPIDERS ARE TOP TERROR
Brits creeped-out by eight-legged critters
Load of rubbish
FURY AT PLAN TO COLLECT BINS EVERY FOUR WEEKS
DAVINA’S BRAIN OP ON TUMOUR
'Star is recovering' after ordeal
All fun of the fur
MUTTS & MOGS ARE KEEPING US ALL HAPPY
