I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One said to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets."
Do you know about the two TV antennas that got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was terrific.
- What do cows do for entertainment? They rent moovies!
You've probably noticed how a gloomy day can become a lot brighter after you've had a good belly laugh. By adding humor to your life, you can go a long way to improving the quality of your life as well as boosting physical health and general well-being.
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Drive to claw back funds
NSFAS: SIU Briefs MPs on Probe into Irregularities at Student Funding Body
Snags in Trump's refuge offer
EXPERTS: IT TAKES YEARS, REQUIRES EXTENSIVE DOCUMENTATION, PROOF OF PERSECUTION
Undoing climate progress
Flooding the zone. Muzzle velocity. Shock and awe. Blah-blah-blah. Perhaps you've heard: since his inauguration as president of the United States, Donald Trump has moved at pace, signing a deluge of executive orders, 26 of them on his first day alone.
Apartheid is long dead
Our president and his merry cadres have failed us dismally.
SA prefers bilateral US trade deal - sources
South Africa is preparing to pitch a bilateral trade agreement to the US if President Donald Trump's administration revokes the nation's preferential access to the world's biggest economy as relations between them sour, people with knowledge of the matter said.
Merino thrives as a makeshift striker
Leicester Mikel Merino (right) said his vital double in Arsenal's 2-0 win at Leicester on Saturday was a belated Valentine's Day present for his wife after he forgot to buy her a proper gift.
Matlosana graft probe
Officials being probed for corruption involving millions.
Bizos sentenced for GBV
»» Late lawyer’s son fined R1ook, ordered to do community service.
Bank on Butch for Carlisle win
Olly Murphy's Butch is expected to stamp his class on the Dalston Novices' Chase at Carlisle today.
Looking to invest R500k
OPTION: A DIVERSIFIED APPROACH IS IDEAL
