"Hacker, I don't know if you remember but you once met my little boy and made him cry," Nandy told the troublesome terrier at the BBC's Salford studios last month.
"So I'm afraid I am announcing today that I am shutting the BBC down." "Hooray! It worked!" replied the dastardly dog.
Watching this exchange between the two Wiganers was the BBC's director general, Tim Davie, who will be hoping for a slightly different outcome from his future negotiations with Nandy.
He faces the single challenge that will define his legacy at the corporation: whether he can strike a deal with the government over a long-term financial future for the BBC.
Negotiations over the future of the licence fee - and whether it is retained in its current form or replaced with a subscription model or funded by a new tax - are expected to begin in January and last two years, with a deal needing to be in place by the end of the current royal charter in 2027.
Labour's election victory - and Keir Starmer's vague commitment to the licence fee - suggested the clouds might be parting for the BBC after 14 years of Tory-led government.
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'Show your teeth' Arteta's message to players as Arsenal lose more ground
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Amorim hit by visa delay as he jets in to lead United
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Ødegaard brings clarity in the chaos but a few regrets too
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Neto makes point as Arsenal falter again
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Beaming McKenna savours Ipswich's winning moment
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United hit cruise control as Van Nistelrooy signs off
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Campbell earns United the Sheffield bragging rights
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Bompastor keeps cool despite more perfection
Sonia Bompastor insisted her Chelsea team have won nothing yet and said she will keep their feet on the ground after the defending champions continued their strongest ever start to a Women's Super League season with a routine victory at Liverpool.
Barnes has last chop to cut down Forest
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WSL roundup Hayashi saves Everton but trouble looms
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