The Rumble Fish 2

No one puts Bazoo in the corner

Developers of mid-noughties fighters always felt the need to frame the action around a brief narrative. Here the fisticuffs are to find a new CEO of a world-saving but dubious corporation, which is a stretch, and generally an excuse for some anime cutscenes and casual sexism. Her clothes are torn off! Oh, how we laughed in 2005. (In fairness, everyone's clothes get torn off. This beat-'em-up is gender-blind when it comes to teased pixel art nudity.)