Turgid performances. Poor results. Fingers pointed at divisive owners and abuse hurled in the direction of a beleaguered manager.
It could be 2022, or 2021, or in fact any year since the Potters tumbled out of the Premier League.
Those fallow years have established Stoke as masters of the mediocre, doyens of disappointment, a side blessed with some of the wealthiest owners in the business but perennially incapable of making it count.
Sixteenth in their first Championship campaign, they subsequently finished 15th, 14th and 14th again before settling comfortably back into the familiar environs of 16th last term. Like a bad driver, Stoke just won’t shift from the middle of the road.
This year was supposed to be different. Nineteen players in. Twenty players out. Eight new faces in key backroom roles.
“The scale of the changes - to the academy, recruitment, even to the stadium - is completely off the charts,” said manager Alex Neil. “Everything has been refreshed.”
Yet the more things change, the more they stay the same. Stoke, jeered off after a late defeat at Plymouth, finished last week in 20th position, having won just six times and scored 19 goals in as many games.
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SCHUEY TIPPED FOR PILGRIMS RETURN
STEVEN Schumacher is the odds-on favourite to take over at Plymouth Argyle following the departure of Wayne Rooney.
MAT'S SUPER SADDLERS GO MARCHING ON
DELIGHTED Walsall boss Mat Sadler praised his troops for an 'incredible victory' after the runaway leaders came from behind to stun Notts County.
CAM'S GOAL LEAVES MIKE FEELING BLUE
CARLISLE manager Mike Williamson said he could understand the frustration of the traveling fans after his side were booed off following a narrow defeat to Tranmere at Prenton Park.
MOORE WANTS SOME MORE
DARREN Moore hopes the win at promotion rivals Doncaster Rovers will prove to be a turning point for his Port Vale side.
SHRIMPS BID TO STIR THINGS UP
DEREK Adams wants his Morecambe side to build on a 'really big result' against Tranmere on New Year's Day when they visit Newport this afternoon.
'Don't blame this all on Freddie'
PAUL Heckingbottom leaped to the defence of Freddie Woodman after the Preston goalkeeper's mistake so nearly resulted in defeat against Oxford.
FORSON DOUBLE STUNS SKY BLUES
NORWICH head coach Johannes Hoff Thorup told goal hero Amankwah Forson to enjoy the moment after the substitute scored twice in injury-time to earn his side a scarcely believable win over Coventry City.
MCNALLY FIRES IN AS ROBINS FLY HIGH
LIAM Manning predicted a quiet transfer window in terms of signings after seeing his improving Bristol City side move up to eighth in the table - just three points off the playoff zone.
Danny downcast at wasteful Owls
FRUSTRATED Sheffield Wednesday boss Danny Rohl admitted he was \"more disappointed than happy\" after watching his side waste a succession of first-half chances before scraping a draw against Millwall.
ALLEN NO ORDINARY JOE, SAYS WILLIAMS
SWANSEA boss Luke Williams paid tribute to supersub Joe Allen after his injury-time goal claimed a point against West Bromwich Albion.