Tinsel Monster
My Weekly|December 06, 2022
A sparkly Santa Claws has Chris and Jacko on the run...
Chris Pascoe
Tinsel Monster

Last week, I talked about that merrymaking I master of mirth Oliver Cromwell, just about the most unfestive person I could have talked about given the fact he banned Christmas... and banned just about everything else, actually.

So, taking things up to another level, what could be more festive than being attacked by a kitten on the toilet? Yes, that's what happened to me this week, and while most people probably go through their entire working lives without ever being attacked on the toilet by kittens, these sort of things seem to be pretty much my whole working life.

There are a few lessons to be learned here, all of which I've clearly failed to learn after 20 years of cat-sitting.

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