BIDEN WAS A PUPPET PREZ!

SHOCKING evidence proves doddering former President Joe Biden was a puppet controlled by a shadowy cabal of unelected Oval Office bureaucrats, who dictated world-changing U.S. policy through executive orders issued in the commander in chief's name, sources spill.
A disturbing investigation by the Oversight Project — an arm of The Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank — has determined that America's 46th president did not use his own hand to sign dozens of executive orders documented on the Federal Register's office between 2021 and 2025.
Now, sources charge that the damning discovery confirms the 82-year-old Democrat was simply a figurehead!
Moles squeal that the documents in question were signed with an autopen, a mechanical tool that replicates an individual's John Hancock.
“It’s basically a rubber stamp,” an insider explains. “And its regular use in the Biden administration begs the question of who was in control of the device while he was in office.
“If he wasn’t signing the orders, then any flunky with access to the autopen could have made critical decisions in his name for all Americans!”
Sources say the orders — many of which made new policy or upended existing edicts — altered the government's approach on everything from artificial intelligence supervision to energy exports and courts-martial in the nation's armed forces.
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