8 Tricks For Giving The Best Blow Job

Get your technique right and it’s the Christmas gift that keeps on delivering.

- Faye M Smith

1 Enjoy it too

Plaster on your best cabin crew smile, ladies. It’s time to kneel at the altar. And enthusiasm is everything. ‘A blow job given without feeling is like a scone without jam and cream,’ says relationship and sex mentor Colin Richards (intimacymatters.co.uk). ‘Men will have it, but it will be lacking. The more enthusiastic you appear, the more he’ll enjoy it.’ Faking is fine. He won’t believe otherwise.

2 He doesn’t care where

When it comes to getting his chopper out, it’s a case of any place, any time, and almost anywhere. ‘Spontaneity adds a certain je ne sais quoi,’ says Colin. ‘So provided you’re not speeding down a motorway, grab him, unzip him, and he’ll be in seventh heaven!’ Shame he can’t be as spontaneous about vacuuming.

3 You can’t go wrong