The 6 Ways To Tell If He's Cheating

’Cause if there’s gonna be tears before bedtime, make sure that they’re his.

- Faye M Smith

1 He’s super secretive

If he’s gone from being louder than someone chomping through a bag of Kettle Chips in the cinema to Mr Shy Guy in a matter of weeks, he could be playing away. ‘This is often how affairs come to light,’ says UKCP registered psychotherapist Toby Ingham (tobyingham.com). ‘He might be planning a surprise for you, but he also might be cheating.’ And if demanding his phone passcode ignites more drama than an episode of Hollyoaks, it’s even more likely that he has gone rogue.

2 He’s a clean freak

Is he in the shower all the time? Either he’s sponsored by Radox or he’s desperately trying to scrub away the evidence of his, er, scrubber. ‘Pay attention to your hunches,’ says Toby. ‘But try not to react too quickly.’ This also counts if he’s someone who’s never worked the washing machine, but is now doing more spin cycles than you’d see at the Olympic velodrome.