When I read the headline ‘LOSS OF TASTE SYMPTOM OF KILLER VIRUS’, I lifted an eyebrow.
That moment, I was lathering up a fried-egg sandwich with enough English mustard to blow the nose off an elephant. I couldn’t taste a thing.
Did I have it? I’m certain I did. For me, as it will be for the majority of the world, Sars-CoV-2 (the virus that causes COVID-19) was no more inconvenient than losing my wallet. And yet even the small percentage of people who will have a life-threatening response translates into a number of patients that might overwhelm the NHS. This in spite of public-health policies to flatten the curve which has led to the lockdown.
Can’t we hurry up and find a way out of this thing? Let’s just vaccinate everyone and have done with it. Can ‘scientists’ please just pull their finger out and find a ‘cure’, preferably by next Wednesday? Professor Sarah Gilbert at Oxford says she’s 80% sure there’ll be a vaccine by autumn. Here’s hoping – but it’s likely to take much longer than that.
This story is from the May 2020 edition of The Oldie Magazine.
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