General Pain In The Butt!
Globe|July 9, 2018

Busted for posing as military officer & hiring a chopper to impress a gal

General Pain In The Butt!

SKIRT-CHASING Christian Desgroux impersonated a three-star general, uniform and all, and landed in a world of hurt — just because he was horny!

The 58-year-old Don Juan faces a maximum three years in a federal slammer for donning the uniform, chartering a helicopter and ordering the pilot to land on a field at the SAS Institute’s corporate complex in North Carolina, say federal agents.

Once there, the Raleigh resident, who was born in Chile, stepped out of the candy-apple red chopper and was met by stunned security guards.

This story is from the July 9, 2018 edition of Globe.

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