Dumbass arrested for trying to swipe bike from in front of Oregon cop shop
A STICKY-FINGERED dimwit tried to swipe a bike from a rack in front of an Oregon police station, where a security camera captured the robber’s foolish quest — and his lightning quick arrest!
The suspect, identified by authorities as 26-year-old Adam Valle, was wearing a hooded sweatshirt and had his face covered by a mask as he brazenly approached the bike with a pair of bolt cutters late last month in Gladstone, about ten miles south of Portland.
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