No Cane Do, Bill!
National Enquirer|September 26, 2016

Cosby caught faking blindness, feeble condition to escape sex crimes trial!

No Cane Do, Bill!

SHAMELESS sex fiend Bill Cosby has been faking blindness and using a cane in a cowardly attempt to appear feeble — and get out of his trial for drugging and sexually assaulting a young woman!

“Bill milked the blindness thing for all it was worth, thinking that the judge just might let him off the hook,” an inside source claimed to The National ENQUIRER.

But the ploy didn’t work.

After the disgraced comic had made several court appearances using a cane and clutching an aide’s arm, Judge Steven O’Neill said Cosby would be supplied with whatever aids he needed to get through the trial set to begin next June 5. “All the faking in the world couldn’t save him,” said the insider.

As The ENQUIRER photo show, the lust-crazed comic was laughing heartily as he got off his private jet, clutching the wooden cane. Later, the 79-year-old had his eyes closed and held an aide’s arm while leaning on the cane as he was led into the courtroom for a Sept. 6 hearing.

This story is from the September 26, 2016 edition of National Enquirer.

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