A Turkish heiress, a dodgy financial adviser, a disgraced prince and two seemingly innocent princesses enmeshed in the whole murky mess.
Welcome to the latest scandal to strike the beleaguered House of Windsor, where barely a week goes by without drama.
Queen Elizabeth is the person the public usually feel sorry for when trouble comes barrelling in - and for good reason. The ageing monarch has borne plenty of hardship and embarrassment on her tiny 95-year-old shoulders.
But you have to feel for two of her granddaughters too. Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have had to cope with a lot, thanks to their father's dealings with less than salubrious acquaintances – and now it's happening all over again.
A complicated web involving millions of pounds with Prince Andrew, ex-wife Sarah Ferguson and their daughters has been dominating headlines.
It comes shortly after the queen's favourite son escorted his mother into Westminster Abbey for a memorial service for Prince Philip – which had many suspecting Andrew was staging a comeback to royal life, using his mother's approval and affection as leverage.
The latest drama involves a complex fraud case in the London high court.
Turkish millionaire Nebahat Evyap Isbilen is suing her financial adviser, Selman Turk (35), in a bid to get him to return her missing millions.
She claims he owes her £40 million (R760m) she entrusted to him when she fled Turkey after her husband, Ilhan Isbilen, a former Turkish lawmaker, was sentenced to life in prison in 2015 for his ties to the Gülenist dissident movement.
This story is from the 21 April 2022 edition of YOU South Africa.
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