WE’ VE ALL BEEN THERE: YOUR COMMUTE HOME TO OK OVER AN HOUR, INSTEAD OF THE USUAL 35 MINUTES , which did nothing to calm you down after your boss yelled at you about a screw-up that wasn’t your fault but you helped sort out. You definitely pulled your shoulder at the gym yesterday and you might be getting a cold. You just want to watch The Bachelor SA and complain about Becky’s passive-aggressive emails but your partner has another idea.
They’re making flirty eyes, rubbing their hands all over you, whispering in your ear how horny they were all day thinking about you and they want to bone. Like, right now.
This very urgent I-need-you kind of advance would normally be more than welcome. But now it sounds like a lot of effort. You’re tired and cranky as hell, and you snap and say, ‘Can I get five minutes when I get home to just relax?’ And immediately, you watch your partner withdraw. Fuck.
Now their feelings are hurt and you’re apologising when you could’ve been enjoying your microwave meal.
This story is from the May - June 2020 edition of GQ South Africa.
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