FEARS FOR NIGELLA

Nigella Lawson has confessed to actually enjoying the COVID-19 isolation, revealing she has “gone feral” and plans on maintaining social distancing even when the lockdown is over.

The British TV chef, 60, told the Sunday Times’ Style magazine she is going on a “5:2 diet with people” after enjoying quarantine too much.

“For two evenings a week– or maybe just lunches at the weekend – I will pretend to be a normal person, letting those strange entities, people, into the garden, and apply myself to learning how to have a conversation again,” Nigella said. “For the other five, I will continue, greedily and gratefully, to feed on solitude and silence.”