Play by Carlito’s rules when it comes to the art of romancing two senoritas at the same time (Er...disclaimers included!)
I pulled off a ten on ten last night. The next morning though, she nearly had me turn Norman Bates on her when we eventually hit the shower. The girl, a saucy Chanakyapuri ergonomics savant, was, as I discovered most painfully over cereal in bed, the sole reason Friends might not have escaped network television purgatory in India. But an episode in which Chandler meets a serial dating girl (her name I think was Aurora, a mighty irony if you know your Roman mythology) diluted my murderous intent. Serial dating is not common in India where relationships still adhere to a main course of monogamy with a dash of oral sex on the side. As the sitcom junkie lowered her wet body onto the curtain of my crotch, I put on my Panama hat, and went into an orgasmic spasm of introspection: was it possible to date two women at the same time in a country where romance is a game of monopoly with Yash Chopra, the bald moustachioed mascot, who decides its rules? Of course, it is, I learnt. As long as you play by old Carlton’s rules.
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