BORIS ‘Bozo’ Johnson has swapped his clown hat for a Gladiator sword in the fight against climate change.
From the Colosseum in Rome, the Prime Minister warned the world could be heading for “Dark Ages” if it failed to tackle global warming.
It came after he likened the climate emergency to losing at football.
Bozo said: “Humanity as a whole is about 5-1 down at half-time. Team World is up against a very formidable opponent in climate change.”
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