Is coffee secret to a lungo life?

THREE cups of “proper” coffee a day – not instant – can help you live longer, the experts claim.

I’ve been hearing about these so-called experts since I was a kid – unless, of course, like the coffee I’ve just been mugged off.

Coffee breaks are always popular, especially at a nudist colony.

The guy who can carry two coffees and a dozen doughnuts is always by far the most popular person around.