The dimwitted Greek-Cypriot letting agent mangles English like the Mind Your Language cast on piece-rate.
“I’m going to be my father soon,” he tells a bloke he mistakes for a client, adding: “Our father to my dad…Son! I’m trying to tell you I’m going to be a dad!”
He croons, “Your teeth is how you breathe” to a baby, right, and points at a pal singing, “The father of the bride!” Asked why Stath replies: “Because I’m going to be a father.”
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